Tuesday, October 14, 2008

bathroom explosion

One of the strangest and most pressing fields of human research that has been neglected is the issue of trying to hold going to the bathroom while you're making your way home. For some reason there can be large stretches of a car, train, or walking in which you don't have any trouble holding everything together....

...but why is it that when you get close to your door all internal bodily controls go haywire? Like maybe it's the warmth of a home or the anticipation but like I find that I barely make it to the bathroom...even after holding it for like 30 minutes....even if that includes walking up and down stairs. Go figure. Me not know why.

2 comments:

Asha said...

Perhaps a Pavolvian response? You get close to your bathroom and think it's time to go?? Or perhaps you're so stressed at work that you forget to go. And as the stress fades when you get home, and you realize you should've gone three times that day??

culturedrone said...

same thing happens to me every day. on the way home from work i notice i should've peed b4 i left, but it's fine. i can wait. the instant i walk through my door i have to go so bad i bee line for my bathroom and feel lucky to have even made it there every time. that is weird. and btw, leave it to you to make another bathroom related observation.