Tuesday, September 16, 2008

reaching out to readers

Dear loyal reader(s), I got a note from someone named Anonymous (last name not given) yesterday that my market snapshot from yesterday did NOT enable normal people to understand what the hell was going on that constituted a "bloodbath"

As such I would like to partake in an effort to be more lucid in my discussions with you, the voting reader. Here's a good visual depiction of Monday's activites, in a weather-like iconic picture


Anonymous said...

Thank you, Mr. Shakes. They should give you a show on CNBC where you are put in front of a green screen and give us the 5 day market forecast. You could say clever things like, "Here comes the tatti storm blowing in from Japan..."

I would watch that show.

Anonymous said...

I would watch too. You are da bomb diggity, Mr. Shakes.


Anonymous said...

In fact, I often turn to places like the Wall Street journal and your blog to find out what is happening in the real world.


Anonymous said...

Will you marry me?

Shakes said...

oh my. Anonymous Karnik. that has a nice ring.

ZenDenizen said...

I thought you were like a dem and for women's rights and such. She will be Anonynmous Poster-Karnik if she takes your name at all ;)