Now the existence of pee on toilet seats in male restrooms is pretty natural. I mean peeing for us requires the crucial element of aiming. If you can't get a urinal and head for the stalls, you have to make sure you aim properly. The tricky part of course is that usually someone goes to the stall to drop a deuce, so the toilet seat tends to be down. So if you're going to the stall just to pee, the target area is diminished significantly. Thus pee splashback. Especially during those crucial opening and ending moments when control is significantly compromised.
Now on most news sites, the story would end here. But no no no. Not here. Nay I say. This afternoon a friend mentioned that the grossest thing about girls public bathrooms is that people pee on the seat
Girls pee on toilet seats? This is noteworthy for two reasons:
- It stinks because girls don't really have a choice when it comes to peeing. They have to use the stall. The urinal will simply not suffice due to biology, physics, and personal etiquette.
- How the hell does seat peeing occur in a girls bathroom
Now it's very probable that the friend/witness was a gifted pee-er. She could be a bad benchmark. It would sorta be like asking Josh Hamilton what it's like to hit a home run. He'd probably be like "Um, I dunno, no big deal... everyone can do it, can't they?"
But that being said, maybe she wasn't the MVP of peeing, and what she says is correct. In that case I still have no clue how a girl can pee on a toilet bowl. No clue at all. I'm gonna keep on thinking about this one for a while and come up with a few hypothetical scenarios. I will report back with my findings.