When you see free jam packages at a restaurant you feel compelled to take them home with you.
Oh Smuckers, how we love you so.
On a not-so-interesting sidenote, did you know the marmalade in America tends to be sweet while the British version is bitter?
The bitter part doesn't surprise me, it's just that I didn't know it was a Colonist vs. Empire sorta thing. Either way marmalade is still kinda yucky in my books along with most things that don't have artificial flavors and/or sweeteners.