The Weekend Plans: how to kill yourself in only 23 easy steps

My goal this weekend is to bementally and physically shattered. While a noble and worthy pursuit in it of itself, this feeble attempt is not without additional merit. Yours truly is going to meet up with some friends for a bachelor party.

However the only debauchery that will be occuring outside of drinky drink is shooting each other and seeing a soccer game. It's the compactness of the schedule which creates the element of surprise here. This is the game plan:

Friday (today)

• 5:30am - get up for work
  
• sometime before 10:30pm - end work
  
• 10:30pm - leave for Manchester, England
  

Saturday

• 6am - arrive in Manchester
  
• 6am to 10am - find a way to get to Liverpool (probably by train or cab) which is 30 miles away
• 10am - arrive at Liverpool
  
• meet up with 15 people English people, 11 of whom I have never met, who traveled from London the night before at our hotel
• noon - leave for a lunch and then....drum roll...wait for it...wait for it... PAINTBALLING in England! at noon, only 5'ish hours after I had landed
• noon to evening - get shot at by British people after I pass out from sleep deprivation
• evening - return to hotel. clean up. go out.
• night - drink

Sunday

• middle of the night - lose one hour due to the observance of Britain's daylight savings time
• morning - sleep
• morning to afternoon - recover
• everytime in the middle - drink liquids
• afternoon - go see soccer game: Liverpool vs. Everton @ Anfield
• evening - take train right after game to London
• night - spend night in London

Monday

• leave first thing in the morning to go to New York
• arrive back at home in the early evening some time
• make a mad dash to the Indian Consulate to try and get my Indian Visa
  
• collapse from exhaustion

Tuesday

• 5:30am - get up for work
  
• sometime before 5:30am the next day - end work
  

Details to follow...