Dear Indian People/To whom it may concern,
As many of you know Indian film stars have a quasi god-like status to them by the adoring masses. As such the the recent wedding of Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai is probably the most noteworthy thing to happen to the subcontinent since Partition and that whole milk drinking Ganesha phenomenon about 10 year back.
Now I know this I know this is going to come as a shock to a lot of you but at some point receiving rampant emails with "exclusive photos" of the married couple can get old. Particularly when there are new emails everyday that get sent to me...which are the exact same picture.
So please, fight your primal desi urges of forwarding every random email to all of your loved ones.
PS: But just in case you wanted to see a picture...