...and sometimes what we need to give others is simple advice, like "Hey Lafawnduh, those jeans don't quite fit your body no more... you're making them explode."
Now some people may ask why is it that i'm going around in shopping malls taking pictures of people's bums? Is it for my own pleasure? Is it for my own enjoyment? I answer with an emphatic "no." No. I put myself out there on the line for the benefit of my readers. It's a public service really.