Once upon a time Nelly Furtado was sweet and nice. She like a bird, she could only fly away. Then she became all weird like Gwen Stefani and not as sweet. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I don't even recognize her anymore. Woe is me.
I used to think that I would marry Nelly. Now I'm not so sure. Okay I still probably would, but I'd require a dowry now.
These are my thoughts. Discuss.