Pluto, the servant planet, is no longer a planet according to the International Astronimical Union. Yet again unions have caused a disruption in our normal lives and regular market forces. Technically Pluto is now called a dwarf planet. Whatever...it ain't no real planet.
The picture to the right is a Hubble image of Pluto (and its moon Charon) during its happier times when it was a planet and "still counted."
Pluto could not be reached for comment since the IAU's ruling in the Czech Republic earlier today. In a related story millions of elementary students are thrilled because their mini solar system diaramma due next Monday got a lot easier because they only have to make 8 planets revolve around the sun instead of 9.