Big umbrellas are the primary cause of the next problem: bakri chods who use their umbrella like a weapon and smack other umbrellas or faces without any regard. It's like they think they're in a deleted scene from Gladiator. Moreover I feel like the one guy who got his face smashed in by a club the second he stepped onto the arena floor.
Hmm, at this point I don't have a real cute summary line or anything because if I did then I wouldn't be complaining about it. So you just be quiet.