A person who was not as innovative as me would say "Okay, that's a good idea, when people get Slurpees they can get cash too. That makes sense." But not me. No, no, no. Instead I think 7-11 should partner up with Citibank in the opposite direction. They should put a Slurpee machine in every Citibank. That would be the greatest thing ever. That way you could drink while you wait.
I know many of you are skeptical, but allow me to demonstrate a scenario for you:
ATM user #1: Man, this is a long lineSee! It makes perfect sense as my demonstration shows. The real stupidity of course is how I thought of this idea. I was at a Citibank early in the morning (after landing in Chicago on Saturday) and walked in to see the sign pictured above and I actually thought that the Slurpee machine idea was already used, so I tried to find it. My reading comprehension skills should be excused since I was rather groggy. Needless to say my euphoria was quickly tempered by reality.
ATM user #2: Yes, yes it is a long line.
ATM user #1: I wish I had something both refreshing and tasty.
ATM user #2: Well there's a water fountain over there in the corner
ATM user #1: Hey, shut up, you're ruining this fake conversation scenario
ATM user #2: Shit.
ATM user #1: Okay let me try to smoothly save this
ATM user #2: Shit. Okay.
ATM user #1: Um, water is so last year, and it's viscosity is too low for my needs
ATM user #2: Right on my brother. Viscosity is dope.
ATM user #1: I wish they had a Slurpee machine inside here.
ATM user #2: But how is that even plausible, who would operate it?
ATM user #1: You shut up bakri chod.
ATM user #2: Oh right, I would love a Slurpee. Fer shizzle.