By popular demand, my friend Alice, who we shall refer to as "Asian Friend" for anonymity's sake, asked that I do a quick refresher about the proper pronounciation of the word "tatti." Since I strive to make it a part of the lexicon of the English speaking population at large, this seemed like a post-worthy issue. After all, so many of you readers strive to be like me and follow my ways.
"Tatti" as we all know by now means shit. It is pronouced "Tut-tee" and NOT "TA-tee" as Asian Friend feels tempted to say. Resist the temptation. Resist the urge. Avoid the Noid.
While we're at it, "desi" is what you call a person of Indian descent, and it's pronounced "they-see" and NOT "des-ee" as the British chicks from "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" say.