For years the people of my homeland in Huntington Beach have suffered. While it is a sleepy beach city in the OC, my people have had much more in common with the Sudanese than with other free loving people. For example our city only has 4 skate parks. Oh the humanity!
But now those days are over. As of today, legally, a federal agency has ruled that HB is the one and only "Surf City," and not the evil North Korea-esque Santa Cruz which tried to steal the nickname.
May you rot in hell Santa Cruz...you and your banana slugs.