By now most people who keep any vague awareness of sports have heard about the accusations of misconduct between members of the Duke lacrosse team and a stripper. An interesting side issue that is being lost in the case is the fact that the captain of the lacrosse team has the hairstyle of a Lego man. The resemblance is uncanny as you can see from the pictures below:
Duke lacrosse co-captain, Dave Evans...
... this is a Lego man with hair. I'm not quite sure why this particular Lego man is dressed up as Super Man, but Lego man labor issues are not within the scope of this post. But I digress, as you can see from the hair, it's pretty much the same hairstyle.
What would have probably been a more constructive comparison would be to see whether any of the lacrosse players had the patented claw-like hands that Lego men possess. Human have 5 fingers, characters on the Simpsons have 4, and Lego people have a claw. Do any members of the Duke lacrosse team, or even the Duke student body have claw-like hands? Only time will tell.
If you're still having difficult picturing the uncanny resemblance, allow me to introduce this possible artist rendering of the picture above in Lego-like form: